A Tennessee mailman ignored those warnings about delivering hazardous liquids -- by urinating all over the porch of a new customer on his route.
The carrier didn't break stride for long, strolling onto the property and unzipping to let loose his stream while walking across the porch, then taking mail out of his bag with his unwashed hand.
The homeowner, whose name was not released, hit his Twitter account to write, “We just moved in a month ago and My front porch may be a work in progress but however no one deserves this !!” Postal inspectors promised a full investigation. (WHBQ)