Police in Spain have arrested a Colombian man who they say tried to hide a package of cocaine under his toupee.
Authorities at the airport in Barcelona say the drug mule arrived on a flight from Colombia with an unusually large toupee on his head. It immediately caught the attention of investigators, who suspected that the rug was hiding more than just male pattern baldness.
They lifted the toupee and found a package containing half a kilo of cocaine pasted to his head. (The Smoking Gun)